Goatsar

verb

Like the spanish Verb congugations

goatsar is To goatse someone


goatso is i goatse
goatas is you goatse
goatsa is he she or they goatse
goatsamos we goatse
goatsan is he she they plural

Me gusta goatsar me amigo Cole quién amores bromean

(I like to goatse my frined cole who loves kids)

by Sloth November 27, 2004

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

Goatware

1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt.

1. "This software is goatware!"

2. "sharepoint is goatware on my server, eh!"

by zeus0r October 7, 2012

goatscream

The sound a bitch makes when you enter her butthole as a surprise.

I just stuck it in and my girl goatscreamed soooooo hard.

by Bringer. Zone August 11, 2017

Goatsato

An alpha weeb. He has many bitches on his dick yet he can't seem to beat lando? He's currently in his Ladno hate arc of which he yearns for the defeat of my master. Some say that he's such a sexy weeb but Lando denies it.

Goatsato is my daddy

by Landos Bird June 2, 2022

goatscrew

General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events

The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew

by Kevern September 24, 2004

Goatshark

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

Sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.

by Tyler_has_sawyer_in_peepee May 27, 2018