When
one force
one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish.
One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the
guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal
fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the
guy sprints toward the girl at full
speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead
square in the ass.
