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goatsuck 

The scapegoat of a group of people. One who is lame, annoying, and makes unwanted social commentary.
Charlie is a goatsuck.
goatsuck by TheDictionDude February 26, 2007
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360 goatscope 

Licking something in mid air while doing a 360. Coined by twitch streamer Giantwaffle while playing the pc game "goat simulator".
"Dude, I totally 360 goatscoped a car yesterday!"
360 goatscope by $wag Daddy D May 12, 2014
verb

Like the spanish Verb congugations

goatsar is To goatse someone


goatso is i goatse
goatas is you goatse
goatsa is he she or they goatse
goatsamos we goatse
goatsan is he she they plural
Me gusta goatsar me amigo Cole quién amores bromean

(I like to goatse my frined cole who loves kids)
Goatsar by Sloth November 27, 2004

Goatachi 

A modern suffix formed by the words 'Goat' and 'Itachi'. Goat referring to Greatest of all time in modern culture and Itachi is a character from the Naruto series. Basically trying to show Itachi is the greatest of all time.
Goatachi is one of the best anime pages out there
Goatachi by Goatachi February 11, 2021

goatbacher

1. A semi erected chode.
2. An ultra fat Nick Carlin.
What the fuck is goatbacher doing here?
goatbacher by Herr Buttslut August 26, 2004

Goatface 

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.
"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."
Goatface by Kyle1 November 30, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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