Goatshark 

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

Sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.

Goatshark by Tyler_has_sawyer_in_peepee May 27, 2018

Gratshank 

A retard’s way of saying ‘thank you’

“What do you want to order?” “An Aussie pizza please! “ “Alrighty, no problem” Gratshank!”

Here’s you meal! “Gratshank”

Gratshank by zx.cxz August 8, 2020

Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.

"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."

Goatshire by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022

Goatwhacked

The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.

The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.

Goatwhacked by Ian December 7, 2004

Goatshagger 

This is the definition given to people who stand in fields waiting to take pictures of trains. These people are occasionally surrounded by animals. Hence the term "Goatshagger".

This is as opposed to the standard trainspotter whom stands on the end of station platforms.

The word was first used on the Festiniog Railway in North Wales. Loads of fields and sheep. The obvious connotation has already been used so consequently, the word Goatshagger was born.

Look out for the Goatshagger stood on the ladder in the fields below Rhiw Goch.

Goatshagger by Ricketeer April 1, 2011

Goatsar 

verb

Like the spanish Verb congugations

goatsar is To goatse someone


goatso is i goatse
goatas is you goatse
goatsa is he she or they goatse
goatsamos we goatse
goatsan is he she they plural

Me gusta goatsar me amigo Cole quién amores bromean

(I like to goatse my frined cole who loves kids)

Goatsar by Sloth November 27, 2004

goldshark 

A non-Jewish person that dates a Jewish man or woman, for various reasons, but typically because of low self-esteem.

"Hey, I'm very grateful for the carnations and rugelach you sent the other day, but I'm not interested in slumming it up with a goldshark anymore."

"She said I was her favorite Jewey this side of St. Louis, but I'm beginning to think she is nothing but a goldshark."

goldshark by remymk2 April 10, 2017