goatscrew

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General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events

The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew

goatscrew by Kevern September 24, 2004

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Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

Three Ring Goat Screw by madeinjersey August 31, 2010

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goatscrew • goatscream • Three Ring Goat Screw • goat crew • godscrewed • gotschewski • Goat Crawl • Goat creaming • Goats Breathe • Goat Scraper

goatscream

The sound a bitch makes when you enter her butthole as a surprise.

I just stuck it in and my girl goatscreamed soooooo hard.

goatscream by Bringer. Zone August 11, 2017

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godscrewed

When it seems like God has just made a bad thing happen to you on purpose.

Did you see what God just let happen to me with no compassion? I've just been Godscrewed!

godscrewed by Mike Fiftyonefifty September 6, 2018

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gotschewski

gotschewski is a very cool and butiful last name if you meet someone with the last name gotschewski they will be the best friend you will every have

Jack: dude you friend is such a gotschewski.
James: yeah i know

gotschewski by jamesssssssblazerrrrrrrrrr February 15, 2021

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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