Gnu'd

(nood, newd, nyood)

State of mid after experiencing the great taste of GNU Craft Spirits.

I'm so Gnu'd right now

by gvrhhubhuhuieocehuicenuc January 4, 2023

gnudi

Pronounced: Juh-New-Dee

A condition where the human body loses all control of its bowels due to spinal decay or spinal infection. Infected and damaged nerves throughout the back and spine cause leakage to all orifices. Ultimately, when the leakages clot or dry, a gnudi scab is formed.

Gnudi scabs are infamously known to be amongst the most gruesome and hideous scabs, often leaving terrible scars.

What is that disgusting thing hanging from your lip?

That is a gnudi scab. It's basically dried up infected puke, and it hurts like hell!

by Caligula.0 November 9, 2023

gnude

To be gored or mounted by a male gnu. (The former being preferable)

After having been gnude while on a photo safari, Professor Dovetonsils avowed that next time the Nikon was staying home and he was bringing a .460 Weatherby Magnum.

by Percy Dovetonsils III July 25, 2003

gnude

The subject of a Maplethorpe still picture.

Cpl Whitherspoon hoped GySgt Bohannon didn't find out he'd gotten beer money for being a gnude model...the Gunny was so retro!

by nilpferd July 29, 2003

gnude

To recall prior knowledge of.

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

gnude

Aussie slang on a clothing optional beach.

G'day, mate...any g'nude sheila's to root for?

by megnao flimpis July 25, 2003

gnude

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003