10 definitions by Percy Dovetonsils III
Political pollster's term for defecation constant wherein a percentage of data used in projecting election results based on exit polls is assumed to be shit because voters say one thing to be seen as having voted for the winner but actually voted for their enlightened self-interest.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 31, 2003
You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 11, 2003
Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003
To have disrespected somebody.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 4, 2003
After having been gnude while on a photo safari, Professor Dovetonsils avowed that next time the Nikon was staying home and he was bringing a .460 Weatherby Magnum.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 26, 2003
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 20, 2003
Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 4, 2003