nilpferd's definitions

sworded

A run-together word: " it is worded"

The Reverend Bob pounded the pulpit and said, "Sworded rat cheer in the Bible..."

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

megaplex

A plethora of mental/emotional problems.

I gave up dating Caucasian women in favor of foriegn-born Asians, American women all have a megaplex.

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

Gross

Twelve dozen.

"The square root of 'gross' is 'dozen', said Mr Dovetonsils cleverly.

by nilpferd August 10, 2003

apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 7, 2003

klugle

Ein Rank in der nationalen sozialistischen Partei zwischen Poobah und Zauberer.

Herr Bubba Bodine wurde zum Klugle gefordert.

by nilpferd July 30, 2003

gnude

The subject of a Maplethorpe still picture.

Cpl Whitherspoon hoped GySgt Bohannon didn't find out he'd gotten beer money for being a gnude model...the Gunny was so retro!

by nilpferd July 29, 2003

klugle

A position in the KKK marching band in the wind section. The klugle plays the flugelhorn, an instrument similar to a cornet.

Maynard used to be First Klugle in the Arkadelphia KKK marching band but as the result of a big Hebrew conspiracy was dismissed for playing a kornet instead of a flugelhorn.

by nilpferd July 27, 2003