nilpferd's definitions

Gross

Twelve dozen.

"The square root of 'gross' is 'dozen', said Mr Dovetonsils cleverly.

by nilpferd August 10, 2003

ooga booga

Nineteenth century British Army slang for "ugly bugger", used to describe the natives of the Sudan.

Viceroy Wellpointe viewed the ooga booga he was to bed tonight and rather wished he was in Dar es Salaam where the local trollops were much more to his liking.

by nilpferd July 20, 2003

megaplex

A plethora of mental/emotional problems.

I gave up dating Caucasian women in favor of foriegn-born Asians, American women all have a megaplex.

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

klugle

A position in the KKK marching band in the wind section. The klugle plays the flugelhorn, an instrument similar to a cornet.

Maynard used to be First Klugle in the Arkadelphia KKK marching band but as the result of a big Hebrew conspiracy was dismissed for playing a kornet instead of a flugelhorn.

by nilpferd July 27, 2003

apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 7, 2003

ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003

gnude

The subject of a Maplethorpe still picture.

Cpl Whitherspoon hoped GySgt Bohannon didn't find out he'd gotten beer money for being a gnude model...the Gunny was so retro!

by nilpferd July 29, 2003