apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 07, 2003

sworded

A run-together word: " it is worded"

The Reverend Bob pounded the pulpit and said, "Sworded rat cheer in the Bible..."

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

Gross

Twelve dozen.

"The square root of 'gross' is 'dozen', said Mr Dovetonsils cleverly.

by nilpferd August 10, 2003

klugle

Ein Rank in der nationalen sozialistischen Partei zwischen Poobah und Zauberer.

Herr Bubba Bodine wurde zum Klugle gefordert.

by nilpferd July 30, 2003

gnude

The subject of a Maplethorpe still picture.

Cpl Whitherspoon hoped GySgt Bohannon didn't find out he'd gotten beer money for being a gnude model...the Gunny was so retro!

by nilpferd July 29, 2003

megaplex

A plethora of mental/emotional problems.

I gave up dating Caucasian women in favor of foriegn-born Asians, American women all have a megaplex.

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

ooga booga

Nineteenth century British Army slang for "ugly bugger", used to describe the natives of the Sudan.

Viceroy Wellpointe viewed the ooga booga he was to bed tonight and rather wished he was in Dar es Salaam where the local trollops were much more to his liking.

by nilpferd July 20, 2003