nilpferd's definitions

Gross

Twelve dozen.

"The square root of 'gross' is 'dozen', said Mr Dovetonsils cleverly.

by nilpferd August 10, 2003

sworded

A run-together word: " it is worded"

The Reverend Bob pounded the pulpit and said, "Sworded rat cheer in the Bible..."

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003

apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 7, 2003

klugle

Ein Rank in der nationalen sozialistischen Partei zwischen Poobah und Zauberer.

Herr Bubba Bodine wurde zum Klugle gefordert.

by nilpferd July 30, 2003

gnude

The subject of a Maplethorpe still picture.

Cpl Whitherspoon hoped GySgt Bohannon didn't find out he'd gotten beer money for being a gnude model...the Gunny was so retro!

by nilpferd July 29, 2003

jillin

Female masturbation.

Every time I masturbate it's the kittens I am thinking of.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003