Glurky
My stomach is glurky.
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Glurky Turkey
when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves
Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
Glurky Turkey by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025
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Glurky Turkey
A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves
Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
Glurky Turkey by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025
gurky
A nickname meaning guru's key. The individual usually likes to help people out and is not afraid to try something new. While excelling in academics, the indivdual is usually a sensitive person who doesn't talk alot. He or she is one of a kind, a gurky
snurk my glurk
snurk my glurk by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005
glucky sucky
A raw blowjob where the women is inserting her falangies into her own ovarie pods while spontaneously applying her lips to the Male counterpart's genitalia
Nataliya was giving me a crispy glucky sucky 9000 pro air max foldable xr is pro
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glucky sucky by Mr gil February 15, 2020
glurker
A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.
glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005
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