Glurky

When you have an upset stomach. Your stomach is making a glurk sound.

My stomach is glurky.

Glurky by KelMys April 9, 2017

Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

Glurky Turkey by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

Glurky Turkey by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

gurky 

A nickname meaning guru's key. The individual usually likes to help people out and is not afraid to try something new. While excelling in academics, the indivdual is usually a sensitive person who doesn't talk alot. He or she is one of a kind, a gurky

Arriving from Pheonix, my brother came in and told me that his friend, Gurky, just helped him with his annoyance and common problems.

gurky by Manu Shah January 20, 2007

snurk my glurk 

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

snurk my glurk by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

glucky sucky 

A raw blowjob where the women is inserting her falangies into her own ovarie pods while spontaneously applying her lips to the Male counterpart's genitalia

Nataliya was giving me a crispy glucky sucky 9000 pro air max foldable xr is pro
master edition platinum plus

glucky sucky by Mr gil February 15, 2020

glurker 

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005