glurk

In homosexual culture, when a male (usually middle aged or older) spends time on their own in a gay club, in the darkness watching the dancers.
"Did you see that oddly dressed, not particulay handsome old man looking at me at Ng1, the gay club we went to last night?"

"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"
by CosmicDolphin April 27, 2010
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Glurk

To Glurk means to eat with one’s mouth open while talking
Dang bro stop glurking that’s nasty
by MM&SS March 03, 2022
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Glurk

Glurk Glurk Glurk.
by phantomranch May 30, 2022
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snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.
She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.
by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 09, 2005
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Glurk

“Babe ima glurk all over you!” “Yes papi glurk deep inside me
by Landpipe August 29, 2023
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Glurking

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.
Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!
by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 02, 2025
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