In homosexual culture, when a male (usually middle aged or older) spends time on their own in a gay club, in the darkness watching the dancers.
"Did you see that oddly dressed, not particulay handsome old man looking at me at Ng1, the gay club we went to last night?"
"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"
"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"
by CosmicDolphin April 27, 2010

by MM&SS March 03, 2022

Glurk Glurk Glurk.
by phantomranch May 30, 2022

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 09, 2005

by Landpipe August 29, 2023

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.
by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 02, 2025
