Glurgy 

A non-specific feeling somewhere between lethargy and malaise resulting from a prolonged period of inactivity, often involuntarily forced on an individual due to visiting relatives during holidays.

I've not moved enough and am feeling glurgy.

Glurgy by ChromaticCornichon April 21, 2025

glurge 

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

glargy

To glarg someone. Common word used in colleges, but no one really has any idea what it means. Some consider it an alternative to the word "fuck".

What the "glargy" just happened? That fucker came out of nowhere and just glarged the shit out of me.

glargy by bluedevil627 November 12, 2010

glurge 

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

glurge by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

Glurgh 

It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."

Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !

Glurgh by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019

Glurg 

Mood // Relatable

“school sucks”
“glurg”

Glurg by AdoomyStiro April 28, 2021

Glurg 

The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.

Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?

Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.

Peter: Anything in it?

Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.

Glurg by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012