Glurg

Mood // Relatable

“school sucks”
“glurg”

by AdoomyStiro April 28, 2021

Glurg

The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.

Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?

Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.

Peter: Anything in it?

Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.

by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012

Glurg

Slang for marijuana. Originated in Richmond, IN

Yo nigga, dis glurg is ultra supreme, im glurged out.

by Glurgs McGee April 8, 2008

glurg

Oops sorry -- Glurg is an real word. It actually has an umlaut over the 'u'. It is a holiday beverage served in the cold northern wastes of Scandinavia comprised of alcohol and fruits that have fermented in a crockery jug for weeks and weeks. Mildly sweet it is a hedge against the doldrums and bacterial infections passed on via kissing beneath the misseltoe or bundling blankets!

Will ye have a cup of glurg to ward off the cold?

by Bette June 24, 2006

Glurg

Someone who is after doing or saying something stupid, annoying or weird, or someone who is actually effectively stupid, annoying or weird themselves, to those people the moniker can be permanently given. The word is usually elongated.

Darren: Is Harry going down to play soccer?

Sean: No he has to clean his room.

Darren: What a fucking gluuuhhhhrg. (elongated Glurg)

by beashto101 May 12, 2011

glurg

a goop-like product which computerly challenged people feed from.

Need glurg nnnnnnnoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.

by CJ ING October 16, 2004

Glurg

This is rotten and disappointing, but not life-alteringly bad, news.

"Enjoy this beautiful Sunday, man."

"Thanks. I took a bike ride earlier but have to catch up on work this afternoon."

"Glurg."

by The Boogsterino September 22, 2024