Glurger

A burger that's been mysteriously filled with glitter or some glitter substitute

Hey bro I'm feeling famished, let's say you and me get some glurgers.

by Watermellllon August 31, 2022

glurger

A burger filled with an excessive amount of glitter

Mmmm, I just love it when I can crunch on a juicy glurger, it makes my tongue sparkle with its succulence

by Watermellllon August 31, 2022

glurger

Noun

A Hamburger which has been filled with an above average quantity of glitter. Often served in the Chuck E. Cheese in Indianapolis. Most nutritionists generally advise against consuming more than six of these a day.

Person A: Dude wanna go to the Chuck E. Cheese in Indianapolis to get some glitter filled glurgers?
Person 1: Saying glitter filled glurger is like saying ATM machine you cretin.

by gibby2 September 26, 2022

glurge

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

Gurger

Gurger means a sloppy vagina. IT comes from the word regurgitate" which means to throw up. WHen you taste this sloppy vagina, you regurgitate because it is so nasty. Therefor a sloppy vagina=A Gurger.

ZAchs gurger made me throw up.

by LukeF September 6, 2005

Glugger

A giant Adam’s apple

Damn son that glugger be bobbin up and down you need a Fitbit to track how many steps it takes

by Schubakka March 3, 2020