glurger

A burger filled with an excessive amount of glitter

Mmmm, I just love it when I can crunch on a juicy glurger, it makes my tongue sparkle with its succulence

by Watermellllon August 31, 2022

Glurger

A burger that's been mysteriously filled with glitter or some glitter substitute

Hey bro I'm feeling famished, let's say you and me get some glurgers.

by Watermellllon August 31, 2022

glurger

Noun

A Hamburger which has been filled with an above average quantity of glitter. Often served in the Chuck E. Cheese in Indianapolis. Most nutritionists generally advise against consuming more than six of these a day.

Person A: Dude wanna go to the Chuck E. Cheese in Indianapolis to get some glitter filled glurgers?
Person 1: Saying glitter filled glurger is like saying ATM machine you cretin.

by gibby2 September 26, 2022