Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
by NuclearMosquito August 2, 2004
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Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.
"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
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See also www.wordspy.com/words/glurge.asp , just above "Earliest Citation" for another element: Tales that "undermine their messages by fabricating and distorting historical fact."
That "Letter from Iraq" turns out to be partly right-wing glurge.
by George T SLC May 10, 2005
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A person who enjoys smelling farts particularly thier own.

When I fart in bed, I like to pull the blanket over my head thus I am a glurge.
You fucking glurge, stop sniffing my ass.

OOHH that sure smells good, I am such a fucking glurge.
by Lusty L September 17, 2010
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The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.
Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?

Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.

Peter: Anything in it?

Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.
by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012
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Slang for marijuana. Originated in Richmond, IN
Yo nigga, dis glurg is ultra supreme, im glurged out.
by Glurgs McGee April 8, 2008
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