Glur 

glur can be used in any way you want in any fashion. glur is a multitool. it can do whatever you want it to. glur lifestyle can be whichever lifestyle you choose to do while glurring. glurrin and glurring are different , but more or less are the same. glur originated in Athens, Greece where the old philosophers gathered at the vomitorium and hence Glur was born into the academic vernacular.

u fucking glur, your such a glur sometimes smh. your glurrin! nice job!!! i love you glur

Glur by mr pshhh August 27, 2021

glurge 

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

glurd 

Congealed, greasy, fatty matter of indeterminate origin

What is this glurd on my sandwich?

glurd by William Brown May 28, 2006

glurge 

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

glurge by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

Glurgh 

It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."

Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !

Glurgh by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019

Glurp 

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

Glurp by Whoreeeheyyy August 4, 2019

snurk my glurk 

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

snurk my glurk by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005