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Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate
Have the funds been glarded in anyway?
glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021
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Glurding • glurd • glurdge • glurp • gurd • Glarded • glued • gourd • glurg • glurb

Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.
glarded by T.W.B March 20, 2021

to glard 

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
to glard by T.W.B March 20, 2021
This means a fund is unable to go into a tax clode without a inoppolity certificate.
Is the fund of $8,000,000 glarded?
Glarded by Auriaboris March 20, 2021
The process of making a fund glarded.

This is not easily reversible, but can be remedied with a Certificate of Inoppolity if the funds are planned to be transferred into an account in a tax clode.
The bank glarded my funds, so I'll have to give you a Certificate of Inoppolity first.
Glard by Sukadia April 5, 2021
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