glurb

a ugly stupid fatass.

christine is an ugly ass glurb hobag that stinks like rotten fish.

by j.enny. May 25, 2008

Glurb

A glurb is a random insult. It could mean whatever definition you apply to it.

"You be glurbin them cocks in the bathroom huh faggot"
"Fuckin glurb, she's not into you. You ugly"
"Dude those glurbs straight up ripped me off and stole my money"
"I'm too high for this.. Did you just call it a glurber baby?!"

by Lucas McCain April 14, 2015

Glurb

A really awesome person. She probably likes really cool things. And whoever talks to her is in awe of her beauty.

"Oh wow! There goes Glurb!"
"Isn't Glurb awesome?!"
"I wish i was Glurb"
"I want to marry Glurb"

by gasophanakias November 06, 2011

Glurb

A mysterious sexual act. *glurb* is probably the sound it makes.

Steven is a dick glurber

by Chief Ing-Man May 20, 2009

Glurbing

To stand on a cliff and hold someone by their ballsack using your teeth.

I was Glurbing with Jeremy last week so my balls are quite sore.

by goobertigglington March 12, 2024

Glurb Glurb

The sound you make while grapefruting someone

she put the grapefruit on my dick and starting going Glurb Glurb

by Lemonmon March 07, 2016

Glurb

another word for weed

“ not gonna lie bro im tryna smoke but ian got no glurb.”

“we good i coped some earlier”

by rocine September 11, 2025