Glumk

Sad in a happy feeling sort of way,
an ironic statement of sadness in a mediocre moment to procure a reaction,
used exclusively by gamers.

"I'm feeling pretty Glumk today"

"Damn bro that sucks, wanna hop on siege?"

by Ochre_Bandsaw October 3, 2021

Glumsy

Clumsy due to sad feelings

Glumsy from my bad day at work I dropped the dish I was holding.

by sandraxine August 21, 2016

Gluck Gluck 10,000™

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

glumbucket

Crusty woman who wants to steal your child's lunch and make your nan homeless

Theresa May is a glumbucket, vote Labour!!

by trent58 May 29, 2017

gluck gluck 3000

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”

“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night”

by turtlessuckdick August 24, 2020

gluckulence

unexpected flatulence caused by an intense gag, triggered by deep-throating.

She experienced a bit of gluckulence when getting into her blow job game.

by stacinator79 July 14, 2022