Gluck 

The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.

I busted the hugest Peter North four roper when I watched that new gluck video.

Gluck by Rapefactory420 March 31, 2009

Gluck 

The act of grabbing someone from the back of the head and pushing their head numerous times up and down making a ‘Gluck’ sound while doing it, forcing them to look like they’re are sucking dick.

Chris gave mihali the ‘Gluck’ treatment.

Gluck by Kotakako February 17, 2020

Gluck 

To give head or felatio on a level above the power level of 3,000. Often the double twist hyucki is involved and will cause most males to ejaculate rapidly.

“Stacy gave the best Gluck last night.” “Wow her Gluck level is on 9,000 she made me cum in ten minutes.”

Gluck by TheTraeTaylor May 14, 2018

Gluck 

The act of having an urge to use your mouth in diverse ways that are not sexual (ex: licking), mostly used as irony and for obviously satiric attraction to fictional characters

Guy 1: I wanna gluck Greg from Ratatoing.
Guy 2:Nice, I respect your glucking taste.

Gluck by Glucky Glucky boy October 11, 2022

gluck 

Contraction for "good luck". Frequently used in the context of AIM for convenience.

"Hey, gluck on ur exam tomorrow."

gluck by Ptiger08 April 18, 2006

Gluck 

When you shake the other teams hands at the start of a team game and say "good luck" to each of them, but you're saying it so quickly and so many times it turns into "Gluck" (abrv. Good luck)

Gluck in your theatre performance mate!

Gluck by Mycelium28 October 28, 2017

Gluck 

- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.

1. "Who glucked my ipod?"
2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."
4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."
5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."

Gluck by Fogel McLovin January 4, 2008