A dildo that lights up so that the inserter can as
see clearly what they are doing. They also come with detachable shades so as to protect the vision of the inserter from the bright light.
see clearly what they are doing. They also come with detachable shades so as to protect the vision of the inserter from the bright light.
by thebigwan March 4, 2015
Get the Glowdo mug.When an agent of the FBI, ATF, NSA or any other such organization creates posts online baiting potential criminals to reveal their intentions.
I saw a post on 4chan asking what kind of gun is best for a school shooting. The ATF must be glowposting to see whose dog to shoot.
by Blessedbelly December 10, 2018
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Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG
1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG
1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.
by BramShlam July 30, 2020
Get the Glowdick mug.When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob
(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)
(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)
Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!
by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022
Get the Glowjob mug.If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.
I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.
by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008
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a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers
a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers
by Fournder November 16, 2016
Get the Glowdick mug.A "glowboi" is a federal law enforcement agent, from an alphabet agency assigned to specifically trail, and or stalk, and or investigate a certain person or group of persons on the internet. Basically it is an open form of mockery of said agent while simultaneously openly knowing oneself is perhaps the target of an alphabet agency.
In a sentence it would be used. "I bet my glowboi loves all those memes I just posted" Or "careful my glowboi is always listening".
by Muellertron April 6, 2022
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