glowboi

A "glowboi" is a federal law enforcement agent, from an alphabet agency assigned to specifically trail, and or stalk, and or investigate a certain person or group of persons on the internet. Basically it is an open form of mockery of said agent while simultaneously openly knowing oneself is perhaps the target of an alphabet agency.

In a sentence it would be used. "I bet my glowboi loves all those memes I just posted" Or "careful my glowboi is always listening".

by Muellertron April 6, 2022

glowbie

A man that tries too hard. He’s in essence dumb. A fuckboy. He’s on social media way too much and probably posts a selfie a day.

Yo, Jon posted another snap using a filter, he’s such a glowbie.

by Miz Parker November 6, 2017

globoi ali

Gayest nigga alive. Loves off men and steals their style cause he has no sense of how to look good. Hes ugly asf and all his gear is fake. He claims he has mans but nobody fucking likes him. So if he gets in a bangout, hes fuckin dying

"Do you know that gay kid in your drama class?"
"Yeah his name is globoi ali"

by Faggotlover176 February 8, 2018

Glowboasting

excessively proud and self-satisfied talk about one's achievement, possession, and ability to GLOW (radiate light)

Sandra is always glowboasting about how she glows in her photos

by BootyNinja March 29, 2021

Glowbait

A manufactured event or news story that is artificially boosted by the CIA for one of two reasons:

1. Distracting from something much more important.
2. Sowing division among the population.

The Titan submarine was obviously glowbait to distract from the Jeffrey Epstein suicide report

by Chan Davis July 3, 2023

glowbird

An online sockpuppet account that flies around as an online agitator, disrupting legitimate conversations. Usually on anonymous forums like reddit, pushing establishment narratives.

Look at this guy, forum sliding and disrupting conversations. What a glowbird.

by The_Internet_Is_Ruined December 21, 2023