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A "glowboi" is a federal law enforcement agent, from an alphabet agency assigned to specifically trail, and or stalk, and or investigate a certain person or group of persons on the internet. Basically it is an open form of mockery of said agent while simultaneously openly knowing oneself is perhaps the target of an alphabet agency.
In a sentence it would be used. "I bet my glowboi loves all those memes I just posted" Or "careful my glowboi is always listening".
glowboi by Muellertron April 6, 2022
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A man that tries too hard. He’s in essence dumb. A fuckboy. He’s on social media way too much and probably posts a selfie a day.
Yo, Jon posted another snap using a filter, he’s such a glowbie.
glowbie by Miz Parker November 6, 2017
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globoi ali 

Gayest nigga alive. Loves off men and steals their style cause he has no sense of how to look good. Hes ugly asf and all his gear is fake. He claims he has mans but nobody fucking likes him. So if he gets in a bangout, hes fuckin dying
"Do you know that gay kid in your drama class?"
"Yeah his name is globoi ali"
globoi ali by Faggotlover176 February 8, 2018

Glowboasting 

excessively proud and self-satisfied talk about one's achievement, possession, and ability to GLOW (radiate light)
Sandra is always glowboasting about how she glows in her photos
Glowboasting by BootyNinja March 29, 2021
A manufactured event or news story that is artificially boosted by the CIA for one of two reasons:

1. Distracting from something much more important.
2. Sowing division among the population.
The Titan submarine was obviously glowbait to distract from the Jeffrey Epstein suicide report
Glowbait by Chan Davis July 3, 2023

glowbird 

An online sockpuppet account that flies around as an online agitator, disrupting legitimate conversations. Usually on anonymous forums like reddit, pushing establishment narratives.
Look at this guy, forum sliding and disrupting conversations. What a glowbird.
glowbird by The_Internet_Is_Ruined December 21, 2023

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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