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A "glowboi" is a federal law enforcement agent, from an alphabet agency assigned to specifically trail, and or stalk, and or investigate a certain person or group of persons on the internet. Basically it is an open form of mockery of said agent while simultaneously openly knowing oneself is perhaps the target of an alphabet agency.
In a sentence it would be used. "I bet my glowboi loves all those memes I just posted" Or "careful my glowboi is always listening".
glowboi by Muellertron April 6, 2022
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A man that tries too hard. He’s in essence dumb. A fuckboy. He’s on social media way too much and probably posts a selfie a day.
Yo, Jon posted another snap using a filter, he’s such a glowbie.
glowbie by Miz Parker November 6, 2017
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globoi ali 

Gayest nigga alive. Loves off men and steals their style cause he has no sense of how to look good. Hes ugly asf and all his gear is fake. He claims he has mans but nobody fucking likes him. So if he gets in a bangout, hes fuckin dying
"Do you know that gay kid in your drama class?"
"Yeah his name is globoi ali"
globoi ali by Faggotlover176 February 8, 2018

Glowboasting 

excessively proud and self-satisfied talk about one's achievement, possession, and ability to GLOW (radiate light)
Sandra is always glowboasting about how she glows in her photos
Glowboasting by BootyNinja March 29, 2021
A manufactured event or news story that is artificially boosted by the CIA for one of two reasons:

1. Distracting from something much more important.
2. Sowing division among the population.
The Titan submarine was obviously glowbait to distract from the Jeffrey Epstein suicide report
Glowbait by Chan Davis July 3, 2023

glowbird 

An online sockpuppet account that flies around as an online agitator, disrupting legitimate conversations. Usually on anonymous forums like reddit, pushing establishment narratives.
Look at this guy, forum sliding and disrupting conversations. What a glowbird.
glowbird by The_Internet_Is_Ruined December 21, 2023
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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