glondoor
If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.
Glondore
A large, clumsy individual with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying on the couch, having each meal of the day delivered to their home, goating, paying friends to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."
Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."
Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed
Glondore by Whohaskaren? August 30, 2010
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.