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When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)
Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!
Glowjob by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022
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A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.
Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!
Glowjob by Wet Ones October 22, 2008
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A glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. Whenever a person is giving traditional blowjob and jizz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.
Person 1: DOOOD I WAS GIVING HEAD UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND THE JIZZ GLOWED!
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life
Glowjob by Jawn Prieto September 20, 2006
- the guy gave him a glowjob!
- that's grouse!
glowjob by squeakydoor January 13, 2009
If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.
glowjob by Circushead June 27, 2006
A glow in the dark condom
Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.
glowjob by max March 4, 2004
Glowjob; The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst the giver wears a LED (mouth/teeth) 'grill'.
I just got the best Glowjob ever. The pink LEDs really do it for me.
Glowjob by eByrd January 24, 2011
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