Glowdick

Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG
1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.

“The girl kicked the man in the no-no square, causing his glowdick to glow after being cracked.”

by BramShlam July 30, 2020

Glowdick

Glow dick (n):

a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers

ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”

by Fournder November 17, 2016

Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.

I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

glowdick

When a man puts a glow stick inside of his penis, and it glows.

Man, having a glowdick does seem aesthetically pleasing.

by reseeee April 13, 2021