Definitions by Aqua_Mann

Battle Without Honor or Humanity 

Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.

I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.

Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009

lolcode 

A programming language based on the words used in lolcats pictures. Not very useful, but fun.

A sample lolcode program (prints the numbers from 1 to 10):

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IN IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

lolcode by Aqua_Mann January 11, 2009

teh snappy 

Something that a gadget/computer has when it responds very quickly. A gadget lacking "teh snappy" is slow and unusable.

My iPod software update really brought back teh snappy.

teh snappy by Aqua_Mann September 29, 2008

Mac tax 

The extra money that you pay when buying a Mac as a opposed to a computer with the same specs from another manufacturer. Some people consider the Mac tax to be a good trade-off, others do not.

"My new iMac was 1500 bucks."
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"

Mac tax by Aqua_Mann April 1, 2008

garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

garfield without garfield by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008

glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

glondoor by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

stateist 

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.

God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.

stateist by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008