information superhighway

Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppies who made their own awful-looking web pages.
"I just spent the afternoon cruising the Information Superhighway!" - toolbox in 1994
by Aqua_Mann August 07, 2007
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stateist

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.
God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.
by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008
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glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.
I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.
by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008
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lolcode

A programming language based on the words used in lolcats pictures. Not very useful, but fun.
A sample lolcode program (prints the numbers from 1 to 10):

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IN IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE
by Aqua_Mann January 11, 2009
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Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.
I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.
by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009
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vgchartz

A website that shows sales data for all of the next-gen consoles. Also includes forums where the most rabid fanboys to be found anywhere on the internet hang out.
Man, I was on vgchartz, and all I did was post one thread asking why the Wii was selling so much better than PS3, and I got torn apart by Sony fanboys!
by Aqua_Mann January 10, 2008
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Mac tax

The extra money that you pay when buying a Mac as a opposed to a computer with the same specs from another manufacturer. Some people consider the Mac tax to be a good trade-off, others do not.
"My new iMac was 1500 bucks."
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"
by Aqua_Mann April 01, 2008
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