Aqua_Mann's definitions

garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008

etherkiller

Device for instantly killing computer equipment: an Ethernet jack on one side, spliced to a power cord on the other end. When plugged into an internet port, floods the computer with electricity, thus destroying it. Invented by the BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell) from Simon Travaglia.

The IT guy was pissed off about being fired, so he took his etherkiller from router to router, frying them.

by Aqua_Mann January 10, 2008

teh snappy

Something that a gadget/computer has when it responds very quickly. A gadget lacking "teh snappy" is slow and unusable.

My iPod software update really brought back teh snappy.

by Aqua_Mann September 29, 2008

Mac tax

The extra money that you pay when buying a Mac as a opposed to a computer with the same specs from another manufacturer. Some people consider the Mac tax to be a good trade-off, others do not.

"My new iMac was 1500 bucks."
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"

by Aqua_Mann April 1, 2008

information superhighway

Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppies who made their own awful-looking web pages.

"I just spent the afternoon cruising the Information Superhighway!" - toolbox in 1994

by Aqua_Mann August 7, 2007

stateist

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.

God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008