glasseration 

The insertion of a glass rod in a urethra and then breaking the rod, lacerating your urethra

My friend had his ex give him glasseration. He will never forget her.

glasseration by anonymous January 23, 2025

Glasstration 

(noun)

The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect penis, then smashing the penis with a hammer.

*shudders just thinking of it*

I cannot possibly fathom the pain Harry went through when the Russians glasstrated him.

Glasstration by Brian H November 6, 2004

classeration 

Any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a Dixie Chicks concert.

The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through Sheila's carotid artery.

classeration by Roger Hightower June 25, 2008

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.

Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.

Gasperation by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016

lasseration 

An incision either occurring on or caused by a female human.

Anytime I go returnables-collecting wif a cute chick, I always take it upon myself to do any crawling back into briars or other "dangerous to one's skin" areas to retrieve discarded empties, so as to avoid her delicate complexion's getting any lasserations.

lasseration by QuacksO August 4, 2021