glosserize 

To make something shiny.

I can't attend the symphony Saturday, because I must glosserize my vehicle.

glosserize by des_per_a_do December 6, 2010

Grosseries 

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

gloomerize 

to glamorize gloom

My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.

gloomerize by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012

Glossarise 

To put a word into a glossary.

"You can glossarise this word so that you will remember what it means..."

Glossarise by TheGlossariser October 18, 2009

Grosseries 

Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List

Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...

Grosseries by Olga and Ryan December 29, 2007

Grosseries 

Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List

Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...

Grosseries by Olga and Ryan January 6, 2008