4 definitions by Roachey15
A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
by Roachey15 August 24, 2009
An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.
by Roachey15 September 28, 2009
Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.
Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?
Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.
Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.
Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
by Roachey15 August 2, 2009
Hops (Humulus lupulus) are a main ingredient in beer, used to give this fine alcohlic beverage it's characteristic bitter taste. To drink beer.
Gary: Hey man me and the lads are getting together tonight for some tea and crumpets, you in?
Bruce: Nah man I'm hookin that shit and hittin' the hops with the ladies.
Gary: You would dude, you would.
Bruce: Nah man I'm hookin that shit and hittin' the hops with the ladies.
Gary: You would dude, you would.
by Roachey15 August 13, 2009