Glornk

The act of being a silly little guy/Goober.

I’m a bit of a Glornk pulling silly little pranks.

by PopKnight36 June 19, 2024

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

Glork

Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel

I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!

by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021

glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

Glorak

A fish god who is worshiped among many causcasians. He loves tacos and likes to slice and dice. Some items he slices and dices would be: tomatoes, onions, radishes, peppers and more. Sometimes unworshiping children

I was slicin' and dicin' like glorak yesterday.

by Barney is me May 22, 2010

Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006