Glomer 

Dork, loser

"Yes! An A!"
"You fucking glomer!"

Glomer by BallHo December 29, 2003

Gloomer 

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.

"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”

Gloomer by polominty May 8, 2019

Glower

Glower is a slang for a Federal Agent, usually used for one in disguise over the internet.
The slang comes from a racist rant by the coder of TempleOS Terry A. Davis.
"The CIA n*gg*rs glow in the dark, you can see them when you are driving. You just gotta run 'em over with your car."

Moderator: Don't post links on open chat, there are a lot of glowers in this server.

Glower by LateVann December 4, 2020

Donald Glover 

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.

Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.

Donald Glover by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017

Gloer 

A prominent yet uncommon name meaning wealth and prosperity. It is also famous for it's male members being both highly intelligent, and unusually handsome. Origins unknown, however it is probably either German, Swiss, or French in origin.

I wish I could have been born a Gloer

Gloer by Xanthus12 December 14, 2010

Donald Glover 

The most multi-talented man on the planet. He is an amazing rapper, actor, writer and comedian. He plays Troy Barnes on Community on NBC and is hilarious. Previously worked ofr Derrickcomedy. Rapper name is Childish Gambino. Should be the biggest celebrity in the world but not enough people recognize his genius.

Bill: Hey, Ted have you heard of Donald Glover?
Ted: Of course, he's the most multi-talented person in the world.

Donald Glover by childishgambino7 July 11, 2011

brinel glover 

queen

bro ur such a brinel glover

brinel glover by imreallyfunnttoo October 29, 2021