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glerpes
Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014
glern scoot
The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.
glern scoot by Prisane January 6, 2016
Gloire
naturally beautiful, glorious in every way...strong, loyal, independent, dignifying, intelligent
can be insensitive at times, but is very loving
derived from the french origin meaning "glory"
can be insensitive at times, but is very loving
derived from the french origin meaning "glory"
She is such a Gloire.
Glorbo
Fictitious junk data used as a trap for lazy news publications that rely on AI language models as a shortcut instead of actually researching and reporting anything.
Reddit Post: "I’m so excited they finally introduced Glorbo!!!"
News AI: "World of Warcraft (WoW) Players Excited for Glorbo’s Introduction"
News AI: "World of Warcraft (WoW) Players Excited for Glorbo’s Introduction"
Glorbo by pokefan548 July 21, 2023
pour la gloire
It's simply another term for saying, 'Fuck it.' It is a French phrase that means 'for glory.' It can be used to peer pressure someone into chugging a beer, punching someone, talking to a girl, or virtually anything. Who doesn't want to do something 'for glory'? The best way to use it is to yell it before you do what you were pressured into. Example: (right before the beer chug) "POUR LA GLOOOOOIRE!!"
(driving)
Dude I: Dude, we scored some killer dope.
Dude II: Yeah, man... this shit is dank-a-licious.
Dude I: Shit! We're getting pulled over. Hurry up, and eat the bud, man!! Pour la gloire.
Dude II: POUR LA GLOOOOOOIRE!! (chokes, dies)
Dude I: Dude, we scored some killer dope.
Dude II: Yeah, man... this shit is dank-a-licious.
Dude I: Shit! We're getting pulled over. Hurry up, and eat the bud, man!! Pour la gloire.
Dude II: POUR LA GLOOOOOOIRE!! (chokes, dies)
pour la gloire by Keef Moon December 18, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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