by Selym Wow September 27, 2020
an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004
an individual who is beyond awkward. Wears geak like clothing, extremly smart and has absoultley zero swag. much like a geak, but the most extreme type of geakyness
jim- "holy shit, look at those kids pants, they only go to his shins"
matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"
jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"
matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"
jim- "haha, what a goomer"
matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"
jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"
matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"
jim- "haha, what a goomer"
by nighty11 March 05, 2011
by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022
Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
by JohanLix August 18, 2014
A term used in the South-West of England to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prostitutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
"Hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
by The L-Dog October 22, 2009