gloched

kicking some serious ass in Counter Strike, mainly by way of the Glock, hense the name.

Example: The way I GLOCH Zach is pathetic.

by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 22, 2004

Gloched

A variation of owned or pwnd. When a player of an online game utterly kicks the shit out of a noob or pro, they are then gloching them.

Pure Pwnage Gloches a11 31$3!111!1

"Oh no ive been HeadShotted"
"YOU GOT GLOCHED"

by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 20, 2004

gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008

Gooched

When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.

Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!

by Skazellino September 8, 2011

glochid

That irritating prickly thingie on a flat type of cactus (an Opuntia, for instance) that jabs you and gets embedded in your skin. Very difficult to remove.

Wear latex gloves when you're transplanting prickly pear cacti, otherwise you'll be stuck by a glochid.

by pentozali May 30, 2013

glocked

to be glocked
is to be punched with extreme power

"did you see that fight?"
"yea it was shit he just got glocked immediately."

by chkums May 21, 2020