glotched 

Glotched is another word for saying that you are really really fucking stoned and had your fill of indulgence.

Dude I feel "GLOTCHED" out! Man!

glotched by Tony Garcia December 30, 2007

Glitched 

When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.

Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.

Glitched by flawedcode.mp3 May 15, 2017

Glitched 

To be super weird, awkward, cringey, and make no sense at all.

Justin: HEy did you see Greg acting like a dog yesterday?
Ryan: Yeah that kid is glitched as fuck

Glitched by One trick pony May 15, 2017

Glitched 

The terms glitch and glitched are mainly used when something in a game powered by technology goes wrong. Other times, it may be just because something has not been considered. When it is not considered, you may be able to go through walls, some things may appear incorrectly, you could get stuck in the ground, et cetera. Other times people will use other meaning for it, but I will not mention these things in this, as there are other panels for this reason.

Person 1: Umm.. dude, look at this glitching. (look at the gif thing i don't know)
Person 2: O....kay.... Um...
Person 1: Maybe if if I just go off of the game..? -Leaves and rejoins-
Person 2: Oh gosh that's worse.
Person 1: I'm just going to leave and NOT rejoin.. -Leaves and walks away-
Person 1: That glitched hard..

Glitched by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

glitched likes 

a glitch on urban dictionary where a while after u liked a definition, it will say that u haven't liked it yet and u can like it again.

who needs multiple accounts on urban dictionary to get more likes when u can get glitched likes from the same user.

glitched likes by nobody else here August 9, 2017

gloched

kicking some serious ass in Counter Strike, mainly by way of the Glock, hense the name.

Example: The way I GLOCH Zach is pathetic.

gloched by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 22, 2004

glitched 

When you're so shocked you can't move; shook.

Person 1: I was so glitched when Ricegum released that distrack

Person 2: bro I know, I was shook

glitched by B4vogue August 26, 2017