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That irritating prickly thingie on a flat type of cactus (an Opuntia, for instance) that jabs you and gets embedded in your skin. Very difficult to remove.
Wear latex gloves when you're transplanting prickly pear cacti, otherwise you'll be stuck by a glochid.
glochid by pentozali May 30, 2013
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kicking some serious ass in Counter Strike, mainly by way of the Glock, hense the name.
Example: The way I GLOCH Zach is pathetic.
gloched by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 22, 2004
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A variation of owned or pwnd. When a player of an online game utterly kicks the shit out of a noob or pro, they are then gloching them.
Pure Pwnage Gloches a11 31$3!111!1

"Oh no ive been HeadShotted"
"YOU GOT GLOCHED"
Gloched by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 20, 2004
Glochis is a metaphors for anything really, it can be used in everyday life or foreplay and sex.
Yo dude! I was up to my Glochis in water!
Glochis by Rico Rambe June 8, 2018
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