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The act of which requires two men, a tube, and a trained gerbil. Basically a combo of felching and gerbiling. One man ejaculates into the rear end of one man while the other does the same to guy #1. Then a tube is inserted into the anus of both men, and a gerbil goes into one of their buttholes, sucks the cum out of their butthole, crawls to the other man's butthole and places his own sperm into his butthole, the action is repeated.
"Yeah me and my boyfriend tried gwelching the other day."
"How was it?"
"Kind of itchy."
gwelching by King Kawndum February 28, 2010
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An act of sexual expression during which the man enters the woman from her eye socket.
Ewwww! I just saw Mr. Macintosh gwelching teacher in the art supply closet!
Gwelching by brainbutter February 17, 2010

glelching 

Glelching is when a person slices open a victim and slurps up their insides with chopsticks like a hot bowl of ramen noodles.
Person 1: Yo! You got any plans for Saturday?
Person 2: I'm gonna go glelching!
Person 1: WHAT THE FU-
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guelching 

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.
this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night
guelching by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

Gelching 

The art of massaging one’s gooch.
Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.
Gelching by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

gelching 

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.
Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.
gelching by patty0513 May 24, 2024
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