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Gleching 

A term that coincides with the term "jelqing".

Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.

Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.

*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.
"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."

"I've been gleching for a solid 5 days now and maxed out my cock arch."
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considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.
Ah, that Dan is well good at Geeching, did you see him just Geech Tom's Gooch?!
Geeching by Danbo May 17, 2007
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When ones nipple become hard
It’s cold outside, man I’m geeching.
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The language spoken by a farmer or agricultural creature who owns and operates an industrial limited company with very little knowledge of how to operate said company. Geeching occurs when pointless tasks are suggested to a high ranking employee who does know how to operate an industrial outfit.
I am sick of that geeching farmer, just shut uppppppppppppppppppp
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Gelching 

The art of massaging one’s gooch.
Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.
Gelching by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

glelching 

Glelching is when a person slices open a victim and slurps up their insides with chopsticks like a hot bowl of ramen noodles.
Person 1: Yo! You got any plans for Saturday?
Person 2: I'm gonna go glelching!
Person 1: WHAT THE FU-
glelching by Shoe_Consumer April 14, 2024

Greching 

The act of getting sloshed followed by fingering your asshole and defecating and peeing everywhere in sight with witnisses, resorting to spreading it with your hands if a wide enough sufrace hasent been smeared
Dude, marshall was greching last nigh... Its everywhere.
Greching by TheGvmt April 30, 2024
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