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An act of sexual expression during which the man enters the woman from her eye socket.
Ewwww! I just saw Mr. Macintosh gwelching teacher in the art supply closet!
by brainbutter February 17, 2010
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A highly passionate act of sex in which the man reaches climax while penetrating the woman's skull through the eye socket.
Kim decided that in order to prove her undying love to Thurston, she would submit to him on their wedding night, receiving his wild bronco thrusts into her skull in what was to be her first, literally, "mind numbing," Mind Blowing experience.
by brainbutter February 17, 2010
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A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.
Nine months after Brian released his nut into Jess' skull, little Igor, their Brain Child, was born on a full moon, just in time for the late summer harvest. The new family celebrated with ice cream cake.
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The term that describes the dull, drowsy, lethargic feeling a woman experiences after the act of skull fucking.
After Kim laid down her head on her pillow after Thurston released his balls into her skull, she called her best friend and described the experience as truly mind numbing.
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A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.
Josh and Gwendolyn waited patiently for nine months after that wild and literally, "mind blowing" night in June of '44, when Josh emptied his seed into Gwendolyn's skull for their newborn Gwelchbaby, Little Antonio to be delivered by the good doctor O'Shea.
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The mixture of ejaculate and grey matter that is churned as the result of skull fucking.
As Jess got up to go freshen up, an amount of brain butter leaked out of her eye socket. Brian caught it and was able to spread it on an english muffin which he enjoyed on his commute to the office.
by brainbutter February 16, 2010
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