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Gigaparsec 

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.
Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."
Gigaparsec by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012

1.21 gigawatts 

Amount of electricity required to power the flux capacitor and get marty mcfly back to the future. since the appropriate nuclear material was unavailable in 1955, doc brown had to procure the necessary wattage via a lightning bolt.
1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts!!!
1.21 gigawatts by daddy-ooooh March 26, 2009

Gigafart 

A tremendously potent fart that can both ruin a social gathering and become the focal conversational point for ages.
We'll never know whether it was planned or not. Fact is he released a gigafart and got everyone running!
Gigafart by Mochicho March 8, 2009

gigawatts 

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor
I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car
gigawatts by Zeke April 13, 2004

Gigabants 

Banter x 10^9. A thousand million times more banterous than standard chat.
'That was some gigabants'; Masterbation in a crowded public place
Pants that exceed the garment industry's ability to be defined by size.
"Holy Megapants!" John exclaimed to Susan when he saw a lady in massive denim slacks. Susan replied, "No, I think those are more like Gigapants!"
gigapants by richippr November 16, 2016