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Ghostload 

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!
Ghostload by Plane_addict December 3, 2013
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Ghostload 

When you cum but there is no sperm.
I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.
Ghostload by Le Tiger December 21, 2022

Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!
Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!
Ghostland Observatory by C-Garrr February 9, 2009
Coram and Gordon Heights area.
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Ghost Load 

When You ejaculate but nothing comes out.
I jacked off and Jizzed 9 times today. 11 if you count the ghost loads.
Ghost Load by NumbSkulls October 13, 2010

ghost load 

When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.
"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"
ghost load by Ghost Load August 24, 2014

GhostLeader60 

This black guy I met on mf xbox live. He says he has 65 girlfriends and he's going to court for some assault charge or some shit but idk #freeghost lmao no fucks given nigga. He said I can say it once so fuck you.
GhostLeader60 is a succ
GhostLeader60 by Themfguy23 August 3, 2018
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