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Ghostcord

a Discord server with little activity/posts/discussions dispite an excessively large number of members who essentially serve as Ghosts 👻
Woah! The MakeAmericaGreatAgain server turned into a real Ghostcord after the election results came out.
by TheLastMan March 2, 2023
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Ghostload

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!
by Plane_addict December 3, 2013
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Ghostload

When you cum but there is no sperm.
I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.
by Le Tiger December 21, 2022
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Ghostcrawler

WTF Ghostcrawler NERFED PALADINS AGAIN
by Eli Porters March 14, 2009
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Ghostcrawler

A person who ignore's blatant inbalance's or concern's about a issue becuse of the diffeculty or cost to fix said issue, and then defends this with poor statstics or bad napkin math.
Ghostcrawler - "The reason I bring up good guilds a lot really is this: these guilds are often phenomenally better than the average guild. They aren't 5% better. They are hundreds of percentage points better. Therefore, obsessing over a 5% buff for your class won't affect your success rate nearly as much as improving your game. I'm not terribly sympathetic to arguments that you can't improve your group's performance at all, and if that's really the case (which I find unlikely)"
by Lord of hate December 17, 2009
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Ghostcrawler

That guy is a huge ghostcrawler.
by Jf913 March 21, 2009
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ghostwood

the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out
I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.
by therewillbemike June 18, 2010
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