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Ghostload 

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!
Ghostload by Plane_addict December 3, 2013

Ghostload 

When you cum but there is no sperm.
I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.
Ghostload by Le Tiger December 21, 2022

Ghostcrawler 

WTF Ghostcrawler NERFED PALADINS AGAIN
Ghostcrawler by Eli Porters March 14, 2009

Ghostcrawler 

A person who ignore's blatant inbalance's or concern's about a issue becuse of the diffeculty or cost to fix said issue, and then defends this with poor statstics or bad napkin math.
Ghostcrawler - "The reason I bring up good guilds a lot really is this: these guilds are often phenomenally better than the average guild. They aren't 5% better. They are hundreds of percentage points better. Therefore, obsessing over a 5% buff for your class won't affect your success rate nearly as much as improving your game. I'm not terribly sympathetic to arguments that you can't improve your group's performance at all, and if that's really the case (which I find unlikely)"
Ghostcrawler by Lord of hate December 17, 2009

Ghostcrawler 

That guy is a huge ghostcrawler.
Ghostcrawler by Jf913 March 21, 2009
the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out
I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.
ghostwood by therewillbemike June 18, 2010
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Larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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