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ghostland

Coram and Gordon Heights area.
I'm from Ghostland on the C-side.
by Liquid Blaze September 7, 2011
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Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!
Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!
by C-Garrr February 9, 2009
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GhostNaldo

GhostNaldo: A Portuguese Casper known for ghosting against nations like Serbia, Spain, France, Belgium and a few more. You can’t see him like you can’t see John Cena.
GhostNaldo put up a stinker vs Serbia
by ElMejorDelMundo March 27, 2021
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gostand

A form of Manglish (Colloquial Malaysian English), which is a short term word for "go-astern", or reverse. Normally expressed when you are driving a car.
My dad gostand and bang the lamp pole.
by maxor_gan October 30, 2011
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ghostandemonhunter

A katana-wielding vigilante and perhaps one of the best, nay, the best pimp hunter in the world. He is an ex-war criminal expedited from Afghanistan. His life sentence was shortened to community service when the prosecution was unable to prove with certainty that he slaughtered an entire village. He shows no mercy for sex traffickers. Any procurer who's unlucky enough to cross his path will be sliced into hamburger meat for Ghostandemonhunter's healthy spinach mushroom burgers. Their hair will also be used to make his next cosplay wig. Ghostandemonhunter is allegedly immortal; nothing, not even a bullet, could hurt him. He is also incredibly charming. He knows how to strike up captivating conversations that do not make the listener want to harm themselves. Women throw themselves at him. Sadly, they all end up dead after intercourse. It is unknown if their deaths were caused by his weapons or his genitalia.
"Hey, is that Ghostandemonhunter?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he impales us with his katana!"

Come to bed, baby. I feel like I could make love like a Ghostandemonhunter tonight.

My brother was killed by Ghostandemonhunter last night.

Ghostandemonhunter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I heard Ghostandemonhunter killed God.

"Salut toute le maonde, voici Ghostandemonhunter!"
by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL December 1, 2019
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Ghostload

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!
by Plane_addict December 3, 2013
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Ghostiano penaldo

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?
by anonymous May 1, 2021
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