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Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!
Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!
Ghostland Observatory by C-Garrr February 9, 2009

GhostNaldo

GhostNaldo: A Portuguese Casper known for ghosting against nations like Serbia, Spain, France, Belgium and a few more. You can’t see him like you can’t see John Cena.
GhostNaldo put up a stinker vs Serbia
GhostNaldo by ElMejorDelMundo March 27, 2021
A form of Manglish (Colloquial Malaysian English), which is a short term word for "go-astern", or reverse. Normally expressed when you are driving a car.
My dad gostand and bang the lamp pole.
gostand by maxor_gan October 30, 2011

ghostandemonhunter 

A katana-wielding vigilante and perhaps one of the best, nay, the best pimp hunter in the world. He is an ex-war criminal expedited from Afghanistan. His life sentence was shortened to community service when the prosecution was unable to prove with certainty that he slaughtered an entire village. He shows no mercy for sex traffickers. Any procurer who's unlucky enough to cross his path will be sliced into hamburger meat for Ghostandemonhunter's healthy spinach mushroom burgers. Their hair will also be used to make his next cosplay wig. Ghostandemonhunter is allegedly immortal; nothing, not even a bullet, could hurt him. He is also incredibly charming. He knows how to strike up captivating conversations that do not make the listener want to harm themselves. Women throw themselves at him. Sadly, they all end up dead after intercourse. It is unknown if their deaths were caused by his weapons or his genitalia.
"Hey, is that Ghostandemonhunter?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he impales us with his katana!"

Come to bed, baby. I feel like I could make love like a Ghostandemonhunter tonight.

My brother was killed by Ghostandemonhunter last night.

Ghostandemonhunter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I heard Ghostandemonhunter killed God.

"Salut toute le maonde, voici Ghostandemonhunter!"

Ghostload 

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!
Ghostload by Plane_addict December 3, 2013

Ghostiano penaldo 

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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