Gerdus

A Gerdus is problematically privileged, and always disappoints women, but not for the reasons you think (wink). A known flaky Grindr user, a Gerdus always scores (always), is emotionally intelligent, and is the king of small talk. He's the modern day Apollo, that can balance anything on a bike on the way from IKEA, and who always shows up with great baked goods. It must be said however, he is a hazard to your ovetln.

Person 1: OMG Gerdus did you just deepthroat those grapes?
Gerdus: Yeah what else is new?

by Artemis_and_Dionysus October 1, 2022

gerdur

The act of gurgling the cum of your partner, called gerdur due to the noise that is made

Woman: *gerdur* *gerdur* *gerdur*
Man: O yea gerdur it honey!

by my mom said no October 28, 2013

Gerbussy

The result of combining Gerbil and ussy. Most commonly used in a very desperate game of pictionary.

Player 1: "Fuck what is he drawing"
Player 2: "I don't know, gerbussy?"

by ProGamerSnoZ June 4, 2023

Gerussy

Gerard Way’s wet ass pussy. Gerard with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax often and his lips would be so silky. To see his clit you would have to spread his lips bc his lips are chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt.

“Gerard Way put their whole gerussy into hesitant alien.”

by ftwillz March 27, 2022

Gerbustie

Adjective: Gerbustie is basically a word that can be used in any situation. so have fun with the word Gerbustie.

Damn that is a gerbustie building.

Look at shawty over there she got dat gerbustie booty

yo im tired of this gerbustie ass shit

Damn im feeling pretty gerbustie right now

Yo dat party was gerbustie free drinks and bitches everywhere

by Gerbustieman 210 March 20, 2009

gerdundermuffin

A gerdundermuffin is the act of climbing on top of a public toilet stall, doing the splits, and shitting into the toilet below. This is a feat, and when accomplished, the gerdundermuffiner should have a lot of pride.

Andy: Oh, God! Why is there shit splattered all over the toilet seat?!

Jacob: I'm sorry. I attempted a gerdundermuffin, but failed miserably.

by roshmacack August 9, 2012

Gersus

A fictional given name. Male. Probably the hillbilly version of the name Jesus. Looks weird at first but then eventually becomes more and more likely to be actually given out at some point. Will immediately mean social doom of named child.

Goddammit Jeremiah Gersus Jones. How many times did I tell you not to click your jaws!?

by InvaderZim May 3, 2013