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A fictional given name. Male. Probably the hillbilly version of the name Jesus. Looks weird at first but then eventually becomes more and more likely to be actually given out at some point. Will immediately mean social doom of named child.
Goddammit Jeremiah Gersus Jones. How many times did I tell you not to click your jaws!?
Gersus by InvaderZim May 3, 2013
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Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity
Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus
Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017
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The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.
Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016

geesus way 

Our Lord and Savior Geesus Way. God of all emos<3

(Also known as Gerard Way)
"Every night I pray to my Geesus Way"
geesus way by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017
Gensus is a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is acting stupid. It comes come the the word genius but means the opposite.
Mrs Snuffleupugus: I’m isolating myself, covid is getting bad here.

Karam: Yea but step out a bit, just to keep your sanity.

Mrs Snuffleupugus: Excuse me, but I am saaanity.

Karam: Umm... do you mean sane? Gensus🙄
Gensus by Karamk01 May 12, 2021
Our lord and saviour geesus way the lead singer of my chemical romance , the perfect bean
geesus is our lord and saviour now bow down to him this is the holy emo church *yeets black parade jackets*
The savior of the broken the beaten and the damned
Geesus: he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned?
Emo kid: *cries in g-note*
Geesus by unsureofthetimes February 1, 2021
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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