Definitions by Artemis_and_Dionysus

Gerdus

A Gerdus is problematically privileged, and always disappoints women, but not for the reasons you think (wink). A known flaky Grindr user, a Gerdus always scores (always), is emotionally intelligent, and is the king of small talk. He's the modern day Apollo, that can balance anything on a bike on the way from IKEA, and who always shows up with great baked goods. It must be said however, he is a hazard to your ovetln.

Person 1: OMG Gerdus did you just deepthroat those grapes?
Gerdus: Yeah what else is new?

Gerdus by Artemis_and_Dionysus October 1, 2022