A Gerdus is problematically privileged, and always disappoints women, but not for the reasons you think (wink). A known flaky Grindr user, a Gerdus always scores (always), is emotionally intelligent, and is the
king of small talk. He's the modern day
Apollo, that can balance anything on a bike on the way from
IKEA, and who always shows up with great baked goods. It must be said however, he is a hazard to your ovetln.