those who think jealous is spelled with a 'g' and without the 'a' and 'o' will more than likely work in a fast food restaurant for the rest of his or her life serving the intelligent people a number 5 with a diet coke.
kaela: i'm not doing much. did you hang out with your girlfriend last night?
fed: no, she got pissed cause when she called me i was hanging out with two of my friends and she got really gelus.
A Gerdus is problematically privileged, and always disappoints women, but not for the reasons you think (wink). A known flaky Grindr user, a Gerdus always scores (always), is emotionally intelligent, and is the king of small talk. He's the modern day Apollo, that can balance anything on a bike on the way from IKEA, and who always shows up with great baked goods. It must be said however, he is a hazard to your ovetln.