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Gerbileus 

An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.
Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".

Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.
Gerbileus by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011
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Gerbilist 

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.
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nigger gerbils

The cutest damn gerbils you'll ever find. Black in colour and heritage, but golden in temperament!
Awww look at those cute nigger gerbils. What's that little fella? You want some watermelon? Have a chicken bucket instead.
nigger gerbils by hodgeypodgey June 30, 2009

Gerbilism 

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."
I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.
Gerbilism by bukowsky December 17, 2008

gerbiler 

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube
james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.
gerbiler by mr. chinook April 28, 2011

the king of evil gerbils 

The evilest, kingiest gerbil ever to walk the earth.
Dude i was playing online last night, and this guy named "The King Of Evil Gerbils" TOTALLY pwned me!!

Gerbiled 

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.
Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.
Gerbiled by Briz July 6, 2005