Gerbiled

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.

Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.

by Briz July 6, 2005

Gerbiled

When a water bottle meant for rodents inside of a person’s asshole

I was bored last night so I gerbiled myself and the bottle got stuck.

by Cyrus Peppercorn May 26, 2019

gerbiled

When you leave your Facebook up and walk away and then someone else writes something funny and messed up as your new status update

I left my Facebook up and left the room and when I came back my status update said "I love cock" Man I have just been gerbiled

by Dshaf1985 April 22, 2010

gerbildick

Someone who has a really small dick; like a gerbil's

Shutup, you gerbildick!

by MikeinToronto22 January 17, 2008

gerbiler

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube

james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.

by mr. chinook April 28, 2011

gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 24, 2003

gerbilectomy

A medical procedure involving the removal of a dead gerbil from a feltchers rectum.

How the rodent gets there is very usually a non-accidental state of affairs - despite whatever protestations to the opposite the sufferer may claim. e.g. "I slipped over in the pet shop and fell down in bucket of gerbils."

The rodent's death throws as it suffocates are alledged to give pleasure to the 'gerbil stuffer'. Sometimes, other rodents such as a mouse or hamster are analy inserted too.

"Richard Gere had a gerbilectomy last month after a marathon feltching session in Pets 'R' Us - that's why he's carrying around that colostomy bag."

by Ernest Penfold July 3, 2006