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gerbile by Amanda and Stephanie April 22, 2005
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Change the Gerbil
Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!
Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017
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Gerbiled • gerbiler • gerbilectomy • gerbile • Gerbileus • Gerbil Emporium • gerbil • gerbilling • gerbiling • gerbilism
Pounded like a rented gerbil
"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
Gerbil Hider
Gerbil Hider by llcalejr April 29, 2019
Kevin the gerbil
Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party
That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
Kevin the gerbil by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012
gerbil circus
when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.
firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
gerbil circus by dick dykstra March 23, 2011
Gerbulence
ger•bu•lence |ˈgərbyələns|
noun
violent or unsteady movement of a gerbil, or of some other animal inside the anus
noun
violent or unsteady movement of a gerbil, or of some other animal inside the anus
Gerbulence by gerbil-finder October 30, 2010
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