Gerbiled

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.
Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.
by Briz June 16, 2005
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wood envy

When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.
Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.
by Briz June 16, 2005
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