Definitions by Briz

Gerbiled 

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.

Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.

Gerbiled by Briz July 6, 2005

wood envy 

When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.

Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.

wood envy by Briz July 6, 2005